Inspired by my purchase today,  in anticipation of the arrival of the DVD, of the soundtrack to the terrible Bollywood movie Disco Dancer (which I talked about yesterday)

And realizing that the people are tired of the endless round of debates, slick commercials and phony public appearances that have so dominated our campaigns so far.

Plus I figured that all of my campaign rivals are reeling under the burden of their heavy schedules as I am, so I hereby challenge  Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Dr. Monkey von Monkerstein, Samurai Frog, Sleestak, and Dr. Zaius to a Disco Showdown!  (A special Mars television feed has been set up for Samurai Frog.)



I've booked the dance floor of Big Lucy's All Nite BBQ Grill and Bait Shop, for a special Christmas Eve showdown. 

Any candidate whose platform shoes are less than 3" high will be turned away. 

It's only fair to warn you all that I am the 3 time winner West Virginia Shriners Get Down Hoe Down!

Be prepared to be danced into humiliation!

The night will cap off after our individual competitions with an all candidate Roller Disco performance of Disco Noel tunes:



Choreographed by the world renown Arthur Murray School of Dance!

You must be at least this hip to attend.